rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via feedmecorn)

elviriel:

Next on Once Upon a Time : Winnie the Pooh is evil, and he’s actually Charming’s grandfather. 

(via allons-y-said-he)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via the-song-for-a-long-goodbye)

I need to start a support group for people who love characters that never have merchandise and are virtually ignored.

(Source: ravennazane)

ashrwns:

friendly reminder that this video of logan lerman exists and it still makes me happy after all these years

(via rominavargas10)

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

i didn’t know stephen king had a tumblr.

(via hilaryijieh)